Merchandise

If you are a fan of my work, you can support me by wearing my exclusive merchandise:

$TYLISH SWARSEL.WIN hip BUM BAG

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Show the world your superior taste by wrapping your exquisite rear in luscious green, with a teal touch of swarsel.win™ energoy. 0f highest rating.

“But I have no style :(”

That’s great! You can also support me by reading my books:

  • Perses: Novo ordo seclorum (Fabula crepidata moderna, German)
  • Karloman und die Fehde der Malerei (Novel, German) - est. end of 2025

For further information, contact me at [email protected].